Achievement Hunter Drinks


Announcing Goeff’s Drink And Mercantile’s summer drink menu! A blend of refreshing flavors just perfect for a warm summer evening!

Geoff: Gin Rickey

Fill a highball glass with ice. Add a shot of gin. Or several. Juice a lime, and throw the juiced halves in the glass. Because f*** it. Top with club soda and enjoy. Also available as a Whiskey Rickey.

Gavin: Flaming Liquid Cocaine Blaster

A layered shot: equal parts Jagermeister, Goldschlager, and Bacardi 151, and light it on fire like it’s Jack’s house! Drop it in a glass of Red Bull and pound it!

Jack: Fireman’s #4 Blond Ale

A smooth, refreshing, zesty brew, perfect for a relaxing after a long day of building houses.

Michael: Riot Punch

One part vanilla vodka, two parts Sunny Delight. Served chilled in a rocks glass. Goeff’s Drink and Mercantile would like to remind you that we are a classy establishment, and riots are strictly forbidden; however mild buncing is allowed.

Jeremy: Hobnail

2 parts scotch, 1 part ginger syrup, 1 part lemon juice, a splash of Amaro, and a dash of bitters, all shaken with ice and served in the shortest rocks glass you can find. Garnish with a twist of orange.

Ryan: Diet Coke

Served in six packs. Funnel available upon request.

Please drink responsibly.

Be sure to drop by Goeff’s Drink and Mercantile at the end of the magazine!

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