Blue Army Drinks
Blue Army Cocktail Lounge
RTX Drink Menu
Whether you’re celebrating a long day with friends at RTX or celebrating a long day of kicking the Red Army’s arse, these drinks are perfect for the occasion!
Art by Ashto
Church: Black and Blue
Need a drink after a long day of dealing with teamkilling f*cktards? Try this variant on the classic Black and Tan! Pour a half glass of Guinness, and gently layer on another half glass of Blue Moon on the top! Garnish with an orange wheel.
Tucker: Blue Balls
Do….do I really need to write a joke for this one? The name says it all! Shake 1 part Malibu, 1 part Blue Curacao, 1 part Peach Schnapps, and ½ part Sweet and Sour over ice, and serve in a rocks glass.
Caboose: Blood Gulch Blues Punch
When we asked Caboose what blue drink to put on the menu, he responded, “Windex.” We had a better idea! Shake 1 part Vodka, 1 part Rum, 1 part Blue Curacao, ½ part Gin, ½ part Triple Sec, and ¼ part Rose’s Sweetened Lime Juice, and pour over ice in a pint glass. Then, top the whole mess with Sprite! Garnish with maraschino cherries and a lime wedge.
Tex: Starry Night
Shake equal parts Jagermeister and Goldschlager with ice, and serve in a rocks glass. Are those gold flecks in the drink, or is it turning on its active camo?
Sister: Drug Mule
Sister kept babbling on about some drink called a Drug Mule when she went to Tijuana for Spring Break. Unfortunately, she was way too wasted to remember what was in it, so we made our own! Shake 2 parts of Tequila, 1 part Triple Sec, 1 part Sweet and Sour, and pour over ice in a salt-rimmed pint glass. Top with ginger beer, and serve with a lime wedge.
Enjoy responsibly. Remember, you can’t pick up chicks in a tank if you’ve crashed it!
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