Day 5 Drinks

Day 5 Drinks

Staying up for an all-night binge of Day 5? These drinks will keep you up partying all night…and all day…and all night…and all day…and, well, you get the point! Art by Ashto

Jake’s Meth Bender Punch

Take 1.5L of vodka, 4L of 7up, 2L of tonic, 2 cans of frozen lemonade concentrate, 16oz of Blue Curacao, 16oz of pineapple juice, and 8oz of pineapple tidbits. This punch glows under blacklight, so it is perfect for your next all-night rave!


Crack Pipe

In a rocks glass, pour an ounce each of Bacardi 151 and Goldschlager. Light it on fire, and quickly cover it with an upside-down brandy snifter. Stick a straw in between the glasses to suck out the fumes, and then down the shot! This drink is about the closest you can legally get to actual crack!


Liquid Cocaine

Cocaine is a hell of a drug! In a shaker, mix equal parts Jagermeister, Rumple Minze, and Bacardi 151, and shake with ice. Strain into a shot glass with a sugar rim!



In a highball glass, pour 2oz of vodka and 2oz of Blue Curacao over ice. Fill the glass with Red Bull. If this drink gives you an erection that lasts more than 4 hours, call your doctor. Or email



Even grandma can stay up for 5 days with this one! In a rocks glass, mix 2oz of Grand Marnier and 4oz of (regular) Monster Energy Drink. Garnish with an orange wheel, and serve at room temperature.

This is the point in the feature where I normally make a joke with the message of drinking responsibly. But this time, I wanted to be serious. Some of these drinks are incredibly strong – you have been warned! Furthermore, always be careful not to drink too many energy-drink-based alcoholic beverages, as overconsumption can lead to health problems. Party safe, everyone!

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1 Comment

  • James Perrett Reply

    July 30, 2016 at 11:54 pm

    Well, I know what I’m doing this weekend.

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