Red Army Drinks

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Red Army Cantina

Summer Drink Menu!

Looking for a great way to unwind after a long day of killin’ dirty Blues? Look no further than these awesome drinks, based on your favorite soldiers in the best army in this box canyon!

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Sarge: Texas Tea

A Texas twist on a Long Island Iced Tea, that’ll knock the boots right off ya! It’s equal parts Vodka, Gin, Rum, Tequila, and Triple Sec, with a bit of agave, some sweet and sour and a float of coke! Garnish with a lemon wedge…and maybe one of those little cocktail umbrellas too!

Simmons: Blood Gulch Sunrise

How much booze can we cram into a glass and still make it fruity? Take equal parts Disaronno, Vodka, Bourbon, and Gin, mix with cranberry and orange juices. Served with an orange wedge.

Grif: Amaretto Depth Charge

What is better than liquor or beer? Liquor and beer! Layer a shot with Disaronno on bottom, Bacardi 151 on top. Set it on fire, because that’s f*cking awesome. Then drop it in a pint of pale ale and down it!

Donut: Kinky Cotton Candy Cosmo

Would you expect any less? Shake Vodka, Kinky Liqueur, and Cranberry juice with ice. Take a puff of lightish red cotton candy, put it in a martini glass, and strain the drink on top of it! Fabulous!

Lopez: Chocolate Car Bomb

Lopez uses motor oil for this drink, but we’ll use the closest thing we have: Guinness! Take an ounce of Jameson and an ounce of Godiva Chocolate Liqueur and pour into a shot glass. Drop the shot in a pint of Guinness!


Enjoy! And please remember. Don’t drink and drive the warthog! Lopez is running out of parts to fix it!

Joe Dalton11 Posts

I'm the COO here at BIGBITE. On paper, I handle all operational and business-related tasks. In reality, it's more like herding cats. Seriously. I also still have time every once in a while to do some writing and creative work!

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