Red Army Drinks
Red Army Cantina
Summer Drink Menu!
Looking for a great way to unwind after a long day of killin’ dirty Blues? Look no further than these awesome drinks, based on your favorite soldiers in the best army in this box canyon!
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Sarge: Texas Tea
A Texas twist on a Long Island Iced Tea, that’ll knock the boots right off ya! It’s equal parts Vodka, Gin, Rum, Tequila, and Triple Sec, with a bit of agave, some sweet and sour and a float of coke! Garnish with a lemon wedge…and maybe one of those little cocktail umbrellas too!
Simmons: Blood Gulch Sunrise
How much booze can we cram into a glass and still make it fruity? Take equal parts Disaronno, Vodka, Bourbon, and Gin, mix with cranberry and orange juices. Served with an orange wedge.
Grif: Amaretto Depth Charge
What is better than liquor or beer? Liquor and beer! Layer a shot with Disaronno on bottom, Bacardi 151 on top. Set it on fire, because that’s f*cking awesome. Then drop it in a pint of pale ale and down it!
Donut: Kinky Cotton Candy Cosmo
Would you expect any less? Shake Vodka, Kinky Liqueur, and Cranberry juice with ice. Take a puff of lightish red cotton candy, put it in a martini glass, and strain the drink on top of it! Fabulous!
Lopez: Chocolate Car Bomb
Lopez uses motor oil for this drink, but we’ll use the closest thing we have: Guinness! Take an ounce of Jameson and an ounce of Godiva Chocolate Liqueur and pour into a shot glass. Drop the shot in a pint of Guinness!
Enjoy! And please remember. Don’t drink and drive the warthog! Lopez is running out of parts to fix it!
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