Top 10 Rage Quits
***Warning, extremely very bad language in this article***
When it comes to shitty games, no one is more of an expert than the one and only Michael Jones, from platformers, to fighters, to flash games; nothing is safe from his mighty rage. Take a look at these ten Rage Quit videos you can’t miss!
10. Winnie The Pooh Homerun Derby
You thought Disney games were all sunshine and rainbows? WRONG. When Michael played this heavily requested game, he couldn’t get past the stupid pink fuck better known as Piglet, pledging to beat him over the head with a bat as he screamed at the top of his lungs.
“You fuckin’ rat piece of shit!”
“You little fuckin’ pink fuck!”
9. Boson X
Jumping is hard to do, but when you’re Michael Jones traversing through quantum mechanic type shit, you’re gonna have a rage inducing time. Luckily, there’s no spikes, but look out for the color red because that will still fuck you in the ass.
8. Runner 2
Let’s all be real, platformers are fucking terrible; and Michael hates them with every ounce of his rage filled body. Runner 2 earns even more hate with it’s jumping, sliding, punching and bouncing. Thought platformers were hard enough already? Well you thought wrong.
“You already got one black eye asshole, you want another one? Keep looking!”
“Take your fire balls, and shove em up your fucking ass!”
7. Surgeon Simulator 2013
Paging Dr. Jones and D. Free to the O.R. Being the most viewed Rage Quit video to date, it’s no surprise it made it into this list. You though Michael’s rage alone was hilarious? Try adding a dose of Gavin Free to go with it.
“You threw everything on the floor like an animal!”
“You threw it against the wall like a wet paper towel!!”
You will bow to Shao Kahn, or at least Michael will as he tries to defend the Earth realm. When this skull mask wearing fuck’s hammers or spears aren’t enough, you can bet your ass you’ll deal with a fuck ton of shit talking from him.
“Fuck you! You suck!”
“He’s doing a Michael Jackson!”
5. Give Up
Oh look another fucking 2D god damn platformer that has spikes. This game about failure and regret, brought Michael to the brink of insanity with it’s constant reminder of telling Michael to go fuck himself.
“Mother fucking double spikes!!!”
“Fuck the give up button! Here’s the fuck you button!”
4. The Impossible Game Level Pack: Level 2
Like an abuse spouse, Michael returns to one of the banes of his existence with the indie rhythm sensation, The Impossible Game. Thought the first version was hard enough? Nope, guess what? MOTHER FUCKING TRIPLE SPIKES!
“Swiss fucking cheese God dammit!”
“Fuck you. Suffer in silence. You’re a fucking piece of shit. You’re no good, and you’re a worthless fucking person to humanity. You contribute nothing. Go back to your fucking rock that you live under, and never fucking come out again you worthless piece of shit!”
3. Cat Mario
The online flash game that took the Rage Quit fandom by storm finally found it’s way into the hands of Michael Jones; and you know what happened? It’d got ripped to shreds by his unholy rage.
“Why do you jump like you’re on the fucking moon?!”
2. No Luca No
Breakfast, the most important meal of the day. It’s no wonder why you would want to defend your delicious bowl of cereal from a feline fuck that is hell bent on drinking your milk. Silly Luca!
“Yo Luca get the fuck off my shit! You ain’t getting no cat nip for months mother fucker! I will move your litter box, to the fucking street!”
“Meow meow bitch.”
1. Nyan Cat Adventure
Arguably the best Rage Quit of all time, was also my very first RoosterTeeth video, so I hold a lot of sentimental value in this specific Rage Quit. Anyway, Michael does some pop tart cat type shit where he flies through space. There’s bumble bees, burgers and magnemites. It all makes no fucking sense.
“Incoming toast! Incoming bullshit! Incoming fucking epilepsy!”
“Leggo my Eggo you fuck!”
And there you have it! After sifting through 200 plus episodes, we’ve curated a top ten list. I hope you enjoyed it as much as you enjoy watching Michael shorten his life span by fucking years for the sake of our entertainment, cause let’s be honest, he’s a cool guy like that.
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Written by Michael O. from the Rooster Teeth Community